my life is a discrepancy

-pat dunsmore


sex is based on imagination, and i have a vivid imagination

-kirk douglas


tune in, turn on, and drop out

-timothy leary


pot paved the way for the reagan era
by making the symptoms of senility socially acceptable

-a. whitney brown


our smart bombs are smarter than our high school graduates,
at least the bombs can find kuait on a map

-a. whitney brown


if they made the smart bombs any smarter,
they might have second thoughts about war

-a. whitney brown


republicans say that government doesn't work,
and then they get elected and prove it

-p.j. o'rourke


there's something wrong with a country
that says 'sex is dirty, save it for someone you love'

-sol gordon
sex educator


if ignorance is bliss, this is eden

-diane chambers


when you start out depressed, everything is kind of a pleasant surprise

-lloyd dobbler
"say anything"


comedy is a juxtaposition of texture

-mel brooks


why can't life be like beer commercials?

-bud dry commercial


any fool can take a tiger by the balls,
but it takes a hero to keep on squeezing

-stephen king
"the dark half"


i don't see the point in growing up

-robert plant


the answer to it all is growing up, developing a balance

-robert plant


a kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true

-steve martin
"la story"


the mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation

-henry david thoreau


we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

-oscar wilde


loneliness is a good thing to share with somebody

-coach ernie pantuso


some get high, some get strange, sooner or later it all gets real.  walk on

-neil young


if the doors of perception were cleansed,
everything would appear to man as it truly is, infinite

-william blake


i'm not stoned, this is just how i get when i smoke pot

-anthony lema


praising what is lost makes the remembrance dear

-william shakespear


time is the invincible enemy of the mortal flesh

-the twilight zone


and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

-lennon and/or mccartney
"the end"


poetry is the crossroads between the mind and the soul

-tim bahler


i hate quotations, tell me what you know



man's true home is the mind

-teilhard de chardin


am i a man dreaming he is a butterfly,
or am i a butterfly dreaming i'm a man?

-chuang tzu
circa 500 BC


dream and reality aren't competitors,
but reciprocal sources of consciousness

-gail godwin
"dream children"


everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon

-pink floyd


denile ain't just a river in egypt

-stuart smalley
"saturday night live"


blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed

-bruce springsteen


you have to be trusted by the people that you lie to

-pink floyd


if we let people see that kind of thing,
there would never again be any war

-senior pentagon official
on the u.s. military censors'
refusal to release video footage
of iraqi soldiers being sliced
in half by helicopter cannon fire


whoever fights monsters should see to it that
in the process he does not become a monster



think for yourself, and question authority

-timothy leary


arthur always said it was more difficult being black than having aids

-billy jean king
on arthur ashe


life is a bitch, so fuck hard, eat good, and die

-john singleton


women are the most powerful magnet in the universe, and men are cheap metal

-larry miller


women are like a chinese box.
you open one little door and another one opens.
and another. and another.
soon, you've got a tiny
itsy bitsy teeny weeny box
that cannot be opened after all the trouble,
and you look around and see the empty ones
lying in a pile all around you,
laughing in their emptiness

-jim kolesar


acid is like a woman, a good one will eat right through your pants

-mel gibson as josh acid
"saturday night live"


no one's ever going to be really free until nerd persecution ends

"revenge of the nerds"


it's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the world

-stuwart smalley
"saturday night live"


cross a lawyer with the godfather,
he'll make you an offer you can't understand

-don henley
"gimme what you got"


the artist creates out of pain
for he wants to overcome the pain in the process.
only the fool creates for the fun of it

-soslan khan aliatasi


the credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena...
who strives valiantly, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in worthy causes, who, at best, knows the triumph of high achievement and who, at worst, if he
fails, fails while daring greatly so that his place shall never be with
those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat

-theodore roosevelt


you've got to rob to get rich in the reagan era

-nino brown
"new jack city"


right now, crack cocaine is the number one employer
of minorities in this country.  that's capitalism!



it's easier to get a handgun than an education



capitalism is the process whereby democracy is transformed into fascism



the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it

-adolph hitler


we're going to smoke them out

- george w bush
on what we're going
to do to the taliban



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